Greetings, my friends. I’d like to take a moment to introduce myself. I’m Mort and I want to be your mortgage mentor. From my past, current and future observations and insights of your world, I was able to create a goal for myself: To make you an awesome mortgage lender and a hero in the eyes of your members! But first, I thought it would be helpful if you got to know me a little better.
Mort is a shortened, easy-to-remember name for you—my actual name is not translatable into your language! My planet, which roughly translates as Amicitia, is at the opposite end of your Milky Way galaxy and quite similar to Earth. While I typically enjoy dry, arid environments, Ohio was very intriguing, as it’s the only place on the planet where you can have all four seasons in one day. I also enjoy your cinema, Area 51 and pumpkin spice lattes.
But what I enjoy most of all is helping others and spreading my knowledge of your great occupation. Okay, I already know what you’re thinking. What does an alien know about mortgages? A logical question that I’m happy to address.
Believe it or not, I was what you call a “loan originator” back on my home planet. I helped millions of my kind get into every type of pod imaginable—short and tall units, ones previously occupied, pods that held many clans… the list goes on and on. During my time on your planet, I quickly came to the conclusion that your mortgage industry is a lot like ours. I just need to get used to calling them “homes” and not “pods.”
At that point, I knew that I wanted to use my experience, expertise and knowledge of getting “members” as you call them into homes. My home planet is one of friendship, cooperation and doing whatever we can to help our fellow monsters. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that the credit union way?
My goal is to frequently provide you with useful, helpful and practical information and tips that will help you help more of your members. I’m so grateful to myCUmortgage for taking a chance on the new alien in town and giving me the opportunity to communicate and cooperate with you!
And while you’re here, I want you to take a look beyond the blog and see this entire website. Information is oozing from each page as is the personality of myCUmortgage and its team of experts. You’ll even see a lot of them featured in pictures throughout the site. Pretty cool!
I’ve made some great companions in my time here at myCUmortgage, and I’m anxious to do the same with others who are passionate about seizing the mortgage. I encourage you to subscribe to my blog so that you don’t miss a moment of the fun and insights. And, if you ever have thoughts about what we discussed in a post or ideas on what you’d like to see me write about, let me know!
Hence, my laptop is calling me, and I need another latte, so I have to slide outta here. Cheers to myCUmortgage, this new blog and all of our subscribers and followers—may the mortgage be with you, always!