I must admit, my lunar calendar malfunctioned a bit with this thing you Americans call Daylight Savings Time. I’ve been going to my nocturnal chamber earlier the last few days…
Category: Lending
Help Keep Your Members Out of Jeopardy
Do you enjoy game shows? I know I certainly do—back on my home planet of Amicitia, similar competitions are held in front of what your television announcers refer to as…
Having Your Cake and Eating It, Too
Have you ever baked a cake? Since I’ve been spending more time in my spaceship lately, I’m dabbling in the Earthling tradition of food preparation, starting with dessert first! One…
HOT, HOT, HOT!
I was going to come up with some clever analogy or cute pun, but instead, I’m coming right out and saying it—it’s HOT out there! It’s so hot, I saw…
Turn On the Juice!
I heard an expression the other day: “Is the juice worth the squeeze?” And it got me thinking… if it’s orange juice, definitely. I love citrus products because they’re a…
The Red, White and Blue Mortgage
A little over a week from now, this great country will be celebrating its Independence Day. The Fourth of July is a great opportunity to show your patriotism and pride…