It’s no big secret that during my time spent here on your wonderful planet, I don’t venture far from my living and working quarters located in Dayton, Ohio. While I…
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A Cornucopia of Awards
With barely a chance to stop and catch our breath, we see them… coming right on the heels of Halloween are the winter holidays, rolling in like a Mannheim Steamroller!…
John Carpenter, the Builder
Happy Halloween, Earthlings! As you can probably imagine, Halloween is the one day of the year when I – a simple alien from the distant planet of Amicitia – can…
Press 1 to Speak with Me
A couple of weeks ago, I had the opportunity to visit a local credit union and observe the day-to-day business activity taking place at the branch. At one point, a…
Are You Ready for Some Football?!
“Hop to Run King Trips Right Tear 52 Sway All Go Special X-Shallow Cross H-Wide.” Translated into my Earth language of choice – English – that means, “Welcome back to…
Teamwork & Cornhole
All work and no play makes Mort a dull alien. It’s true. As engrossed as I am in the credit union mortgage business, even I need a break. Thank the…
Get Amped Up This Fall
Since first arriving here on Earth, I’ve been absorbing as much of your culture and ways of life as I can. I’ve also learned much about your seasonal weather changes…
Be a Shark
“Time flies when you’re having fun.” So, the saying goes, and there’s legitimacy to it. For example, when there’s an event, special occasion or holiday, all too often you hear…