Greetings, fellow credit union mortgage lenders! I must apologize for my recent delay in making posts – I’ve been on holiday visiting my family on Amicitia. It was quite the…
Author: Mort the Mortgage Mentor
Prime Time
In my ongoing quest to learn more and more about the people of your planet, one of my Earthling friends recently introduced me to Facebook Marketplace. While I am certainly…
Do You Want Regular or Instant?
As I’ve been reminded by my Ohio friends, if you don’t like the weather here, just stick around for a couple of minutes. In other words, the weather in Ohio…
Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
Spring has certainly sprung in the Ohio Valley area. The trees, plants and grass are all turning green again, the temperatures (though not quite consistently) are trending upward, baseball is…
Mechanized March Madness
I had the opportunity to spend some time in the office the last few days, and I can attest that there was a fever creeping its way through the halls,…
Duck Hunt
As a resident of your planet for nearly eight Earth years, I’ve had the good fortune to observe some fun and interesting things. For instance, there was the total solar…
Forks
It’s no secret that I completely enjoy and embrace Earth’s entertainment industry, particularly your television programs and motion pictures. We can learn so much from these productions while being entertained…
Expert Guidance Aboard Apollo 13
While I realize that the memory chamber of my alien cranium is becoming too full to hold much more data as my lifespan progresses, I do distinctly remember back in…