All across the country, local, county and state fairs are wrapping up their seasons. This past weekend, this alien got to experience his first fair since taking up residency here…
Author: Mort the Mortgage Mentor
Accolades and Awards Abound
“You did great!” “Job well done!” “You are the best!” First and foremost, even though I’m using these phrases as examples, I truly mean all of it when I think…
Would You Like Soup with That?
If you are a regular reader or subscriber to this blog, you know how I like to draw my analogies and illustrate my ideas using examples from my friends and…
Hey, Pink Floyd: We DO Need Education!
In my continued endeavor to embrace and emulate your popular culture here on Earth, I recently found myself listening to a music streaming service and enjoying what is commonly referred…
Cruising for a Mortgage
One of my colleagues recently returned from vacation and was telling me all about it. He took a cruise; as soon as I heard that, my eye stalks drooped a…
Turnin’ and Burnin’
Outside of the myCUmortgage circle, going out in public for me can be difficult. Within the confines of the myCUmortgage experts and our partner credit unions, I can be myself,…
A Mortgage Adventure of a Lifetime
Can you feel that? The subtle rumbling beneath your tentacles? The gentle hum of distant earthling vocalizations? The building force of excitement and anticipation not unlike Beldar Conehead’s epic quest…
Avoiding Mayhem
It’s Friday the 13th, and on Friday the 13th, I think of mayhem. And when I think of mayhem, I think of Mayhem! Confused? Before you get your eyestalks all…