The Bee’s Knees

I am most likely stating the obvious here but judging by the heat index rising to extreme levels outside of my spaceship, we are experiencing that part of the solar…

Going for the Gold

It’s no secret that I have a real affinity for your Earth sports, and lately, we’ve been bombarded by a star shower of events. There’s the Winter Olympics, the Super…

This is No Laughing Matter

Looking at my work calendar, I noticed that today is April Fools’ Day. Another of your unique Earth celebrations—we don’t have a day dedicated to practical jokes on Amicitia, but…