“Hop to Run King Trips Right Tear 52 Sway All Go Special X-Shallow Cross H-Wide.” Translated into my Earth language of choice – English – that means, “Welcome back to…
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Teamwork & Cornhole
All work and no play makes Mort a dull alien. It’s true. As engrossed as I am in the credit union mortgage business, even I need a break. Thank the…
Get Amped Up This Fall
Since first arriving here on Earth, I’ve been absorbing as much of your culture and ways of life as I can. I’ve also learned much about your seasonal weather changes…
Be a Shark
“Time flies when you’re having fun.” So, the saying goes, and there’s legitimacy to it. For example, when there’s an event, special occasion or holiday, all too often you hear…
Streaming Social Media
It’s no secret that watching Earth television is one of my favorite ways to occupy my free time while on your wonderful planet. I get great satellite reception from the…
You’re Going to Need a Bigger Hat
Today is World Social Media Day and further proof that you Earthlings really do have a day dedicated to or celebrating just about anything you can imagine. I discovered this…
Snap, Crackle & Pop
Greetings and salutations, my loyal subscribers. If you’ve been following my latest posts while staying keenly focused on the current mortgage market, you know that the credit union home loan…
The Saga of My Lawn
Depending on which part of the planet Earth you reside upon, you may be experiencing what can only be classified as a way-too-early drought. In my area of residency –…