In all facets of life—human and alien alike—we are constantly looking for ways to be more efficient with the many things we do. We do this because efficiencies result in…
Category: Lending
Holding or Pass Interference? Help Make the Call!
A new season is upon us, as the calendar and cooler weather are confirmation that fall has arrived. Generally, I am a big fan of this time of year here…
Road Trippin’ to Lake Erie
I recently joined a few of my Earth friends for what they referred to as a road trip. We don’t have roads on my home planet of Amicitia, so I…
Get Prepared for the Mortgage Fair
All across the country, local, county and state fairs are wrapping up their seasons. This past weekend, this alien got to experience his first fair since taking up residency here…
Would You Like Soup with That?
If you are a regular reader or subscriber to this blog, you know how I like to draw my analogies and illustrate my ideas using examples from my friends and…
Hey, Pink Floyd: We DO Need Education!
In my continued endeavor to embrace and emulate your popular culture here on Earth, I recently found myself listening to a music streaming service and enjoying what is commonly referred…
Cruising for a Mortgage
One of my colleagues recently returned from vacation and was telling me all about it. He took a cruise; as soon as I heard that, my eye stalks drooped a…
A Mortgage Adventure of a Lifetime
Can you feel that? The subtle rumbling beneath your tentacles? The gentle hum of distant earthling vocalizations? The building force of excitement and anticipation not unlike Beldar Conehead’s epic quest…